راسي منك إنفجر... ودماغي عسيرتك إنفزر

كلامك عني تاخر
وقلبي بعدك تحجر
وحسبي الله والله اكبر
بدي أفهم لما مابدك تردي على رسائلي، ليه رجعتي ورجعتي جروح الماضي من جديد؟؟؟؟

ما أحلى الفلسفة

المعذرة
هل أنت جميلة فعلاً كما في الصورة
أم أنك تخبأين جمالك الروحي

Yo um Mo!

hi how r um mohammad from jordan i want make serious relationship u want that

Let's Partie!!!

If you are ladie in Amman please come to Latino Night!

WIL-BA-KI-KHAS???

IN-TI-OU-BAS!!!!

Coming from a complete stranger... maybe they meant it metaphorically? hmmm

Dear sweet Friend,
Thanks for always being there when I need you. You are always the first person I turn to. Thanks for lending a supportive ear. And for just being there. I want you to know how much your friendship means to me and how appreciative I will always be.

Hell yeah i'm cute... and that's why God WILL save me!

hi gril how u doing and how is ur life going on do u know u r so cute i know u if dznt have any problem anyway i waiting ur maseeg but relly i hope if u get back take care
god save u

Been told when there are many birds in a tree, use a shotgun... and see how full ur dinner plate will be!

Hi
Been told there are many of fishes in the sea.
but i tend to disagree.
im looking for my mermaid.
if your out there
get n touch wid me.
x

All I need in this life of sin is me and my thesaurus! Down to ride till the very end, is me and my thesaurus!

Hi ,Howz u?? U look very cute like just like a doll in ur pic :)..Like to be good friends?? I can increase ur fan list also :D LOL..so wat do u say?? Seriously you're seemed to be a classy woman, and it seemed that you're carrying yourself with grace from head to toe.Surely; most men are in awe of you, and even a bit intimidated by you.So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!If you don't mind then may I have a chance to be the part of your friends list?
I hope to get an positive and appriciateable response by your side and I'm quite sanguine that your Excellency will ruminate on my request.
Thanking you very much indeed.
Have a great time..Take care,Bye and keep smiling :) God Bless You

U seems Very kind... thanks U

U looks Very special person!

من النبطيه... and beyond!

كيف حالك يا جميلة وكيف البتراء ....... هل انت سعيده بقدومنا ...... كلها ليلتان وساكون بينكم آآآآكل من اكلكم وأشرب من شرابكم
النبطي

toe nials, or not toe nails... that seems be the question :|

please please please can I see your toe nails.................. are they long?

you should see my b#$@*!

how are you ? i like your face can i be your friend?

شو فصيح

هل الصورة حقيقة ام من بنك الخيال

sounds like a deal...

ya mazmozel... khedeelik flower 3ashan allah ybi3atlek hummer...

even tho you've never seen my "fays" (face)...

i mis you. I mis ur fays.

not des but da other one... yes dat one.

by da way i like your pic in da classes( not des 1 da other 1)
see soon when am back 2 jordan........... peas ya man

she driiives me crazaay.. ou..ooouuu!

girl u drive crazy every time i look to ur pic.... full of life... mhhhhhh

...يا مزوق إنت

!حبيتك من جاكيتك

مش غلط بالعربي

ما قدرت عبر بالأنكليزي: حقك تتقلي علينا كل هالقد بس بليز ردي لو بكلمة هايييي

Brave Heart... 3al 3arabi!

Live is not Victory but abattle , even keeb brave and happy heart

You do the maths...

hey u...wassup!?! i just came across ur pic, and i gotta say u are a CuTiE!!! ma'sha'allah of course ;). im not gonna even lie, if i got a penny for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i would only have one cent! anyway...keep doin ur thing girl :)

Ouch!... in a good way...

Wow!!!! it hurts to look at you...in a good way!

بس هاي! ... باي

يا واد يا تقيل أنت
طيب حني علينا وقولي بس هاي والله بتاخدي ثواب

باي

عالسسسريع

Warrup xxx,,how r u doin,,nice 2 meet u,,kepp in touch ,,gd luck,,hola good evening , Bonasara , Bonswar , Kalesbera.

The treasure hunter

انتي رائعه وجميله وتتدفق منك أنوثه مكتنزه منذ الف عام
ازف تهنئتي للعشب الذي استضاف انوثتك وللهواء الذي تفهم ابتسامتك

walek bagullek booz nimir!!

walek sayarte booz nimir kashef!

an "A" for effort...

I LAYK YOU SO MATH!

Hiz ya Wiz!

how are you miz? im not a wiz, but you are looking like you can hiz!

Some people come for the story, others... well, for the feet.

i came to see your play the other night, can i just say you have such beautiful feet, i want to spend my life under them.

All Hail the Killing King!

YOU ARE MY KING WHOM KILL ME IN EVERY SECOND
I WILL BE KEEP SILENT FOR MANY DAYS TO BE HAPPY
I FEEL HAPPY WHEN I SEND YOU MANY LETTER
KEEP YOUR HEALT SIR
THANKX

I don't know you but...

I love u

Good ol'fashioned lady's man!

I have a proposition for my lady: I want to see you looking breathtaking in a long cocktail dress & stilettos with a gentleman in slacks and a cufflink shirt standing by your side. I would very much enjoy hearing about your vacations, thoughts, and plans. I love culture and heritage, just about as much as I love family and friends. I know that this is going to come across as strong and/ or presumptuous and for that I apologize, for it is not my intention to disrespect you in any way. I simply seek to opportunity to get to know who you are.

How sweet...

cute ! edible ..you are cake :P

not as niiiiiiiiis as you... bebe!

you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
thnx for add thnx thnx thnx thnx bebe

Subject: Ta3reef saroo5!

kefak anshalaaaa tamam 3 fekraaa ana kterr mabsoot 2nooo fe bnt 2moraaa wa cautah metalak
bs bdeee a7klak asheee 2nte 3 fekraaa bnt saroo5 ta3rfeee shooo ya3ne saroo5 ya3neee asm3eee :
s= simple la alah wa ana b7b hek
a= amoraaaa wa 7elwh wa 3asal be nafs 2l w2t
r= ro7eee ya she5aaaaa shooo 2nk mozaaa
o= oooofffffffffffffffffffff kter over jamalak
0= osad 3eneee bhadekeee yahaaa la amr daib
5= 5ames asab3 3ndak ya3neee bn2dmh moooo malak

it's a full mooon tonight!

أول مرة أعرف إنو القمر إلو طيز

to prevent or not to prevent...that is the question!

hi how r u im xxx from jordan 24years i hope to have frien here if u dont prevent tnx

what exactly does he want from God? boobs?

بسم الله ما شاء الله. اللهم اعطيني مما اعطيتها

low-cut ou bas!

يلعن عمري على صوره كتير حلوووووووووووووه
يا ريتني البنطلون

Multicultural... always a plus

مرحبا، كم عمرك و من وين إنتي أنا من قطر و جوازي أردني و أصلي فلسطيني

ya walad!

وودي اتعرف عليك يا ..ابتسامة ربيع

I like trees too... but not like you!

hi xxx
look, i like enviroment and i hope to work something big for it!
but why this big obsession for it??
what makes u so envo-freak!?
are u Lesbian?? it seems very much!!
thnx bye

funny good? or funny bad?

u look funny in that pic so i added u , did i bother u ??

baaaa2

Shoo ilzoroof ya kharouf

3aw 3aw!

ممكن اسير كلبك و خدام كندرتك؟

bbbzzzzzz

"akeed mamy na7lah 3ashan tegeeb el 3asal dah kollo"

Poetry in motion (eng style... refer to note)

warm hello larger than the sea, widder than eyes can see, sweeter like the honey of bee from me to you;)
eng. xxx

(note: eng. as in engineer... you know, like dr. for doctor!)

keeping it brief...

Hey ,

RIGHT!!

HI XXX
HOW R U??
I THINK U LIKE RAB MUSIC, RIGHT!!!

tfeh!

Aaakkh law inik balgham 3al 7eit la la7estik

it's that easy...

we can net3araf ... its easy .. just close ur eyes and come talk to me ... thats it ...

drunk outside a club, and obviously hungry...

"you like fried chicken?"

hehehe (actual title... I guess this is what you'd call "happy feet"!)

Hi Cute Foot .............. :]

hey angie :) (actual title... not sure who angie is tho!)

it XXX ur on might boy friend :) add me ok nd we will keep on tutch
tc cutyyyyyyy

meduim rare

hi xxx,
how r u doing?
i passed by ur profile and saw ur pic. which was beautiful and charming. i hope we get the chance to know each other .am XXX from Amman and am sure that u will find me such a rare kinds of men.

not to show off...

hello
wish u r doing fine
I found u randomly while searching
i am 29 yrs old male egyptian was livin usa
i am having my own business started it in egypt ,wish me luck.
(i am 191cms.inshape muscular 93kgs)i said that not to show off at all.

ryt??!! (AKA: right??!!)

hey girl....u look awsome gurl...i think thats ll be soo cooll if u be friendz...ryt??!!...coze im cool 2 ...nd awsom like u...hehehe......wish not refuse?
byez

shou hasha3rat!

excuse me i have to say that u have absolutely beautiful hair

potty mouth!

OH SHIT MY EYES IS THAT THE CUTEST THING I EVER SEEN OH SHIT IT IS
HI CUTEY WILL YOU ADD ME IM 16 M JORDAN PLZ ADD ME BEUATIFUL

Beirut, during a blackout...

"Enta Kteer 7ilou bil 3atmeh"

at a party while taking a group picture...

would your boyfriend mind if I stick my finger up your nose?

trallala!

Hi xxx,
Your name is so musical..i like it :)
You have energitic and lovely appearance..Are you Jordanian..?

after Kroka incident (bumper to bumper hit)..

Lets make Coffee...?

why do I not believe you?

just one question ...are you single??

but my hands are that big...

Hello

Your femininity attracted me .
Your beauty is quiet and loud .
Do you know that ?
Plz, open your hand so that my tenderness finds a place to hide in it .

no not really...

hey cutieh , do u like to chat sometimes ?!!

i like u Tik Tak (this was the actual title of the post!)

hii
h r u?
i really like u too much
u r soo beauty and cute
i want u only u...
my name is xxxx iam from jordan iam mechanical engineer
plz lets we talk and know more each other
i know u need to see my pics but really i dont have any pics here but u will see me on my cam on messnger
plz send me your emil on msn or yahoo and your number
plz ma tfashleni!!!
i wait u

The romantic

are you angel

but how can you live in the earth

u r so cute

to each their own

hi XXXX iam XXXX from amman u look cute i wish i can kiss ur feet

maybe not...

mish inty konty bel mo6ran?

best rhyme ever

what's your number cumcumber?

The eczema itch

Salaam,I hope this message finds you well. I'm writing to you because I've been thinking about moving out to Jordan in the near future. I've been dealing with pretty extensive eczema for the past year and a half, and think that the climate change (and soaking in the Dead Sea!) will clear things up for me. Anyways, I just wanted to know details about living in Amman, i.e. rent, transportation, jobs, social/cultural/art/music life, etc...? I studyied abroad in Jordan in spring 2005, but don't know exctly what it's like now. Are there good job opportunities for Americans who want to work in civil society, NGO's, or teach English? Also, I'm temporarily on a strict diet because of my skin condition, and was wondering if there are any health food stores in Amman, or good grocery stores? My diet mainly consists of brown rice or quinoa, some chicken, and lots of different green vegetables. I try to eat organic whenever possible. Anyways, thanks for your time and help!

ezayak ya ishta!

ezayak ya 3ssal my name is xxxx i saw ur profile and i like it am interesting to be one of ur friend , how ever u want me to be i will be , if u want me as friend i promice u i will be ur loyal and hounest friend , if u want me as brother i will be ur good older brother,if u want me to be ur man i will do the best i can to make u hapy and i will never let u down . thank u for talking time to read my message and i hope i hear frome soon.

straight to the point

079xxxxxxx