Smooth!

hi doing babe,

waw can u be arabic girl to much ur so nice!

شنينكي؟

!ولك يقطع شنينكي محلاكي

الخفيف دم ...الغير إعتيادي

مرحبا, رح ابداء حديثي بنكته لحتى كون قدرت ارسم البسمه على وشك قبل لا تعرفيني
( شلة دخلت على المطعم تزغرد ليش ؟ عشان بدهم يطلبوا عرايس )
ممكن تسالي حالك شو هالاسلوب الغريب !!!!!!
لكن انا رح احكيلك انه بهاد الزمن ما بمشي الا الشي الغير اعتيادي
انا رح كون صريح معك من اول كلمة لاخر كلمة
انا ما بعرفك لسه وكل القصه اني القيت اسمك عن طريق البحث مو اكتر
استلطفت اسمك هادي كبدايه وبعد ما فتحت بروفايلك ارتحت لحتى اني ابعتلك رساله لهيك انا عم ببعتلك هادي الرساله لحتى نحكي مع بعض شوي وندردش لانه لو بدي احكيلك نتعرف ونكون اصحاب صارت هادي الكلمة كتير دارجه وفقدت معناها الحقيقي لهيك انا حابب انه بالاول ندردش شوي واذا عجبك هالشي وصار انسجام انكمل اوك ؟ انا رح استنى ردك ناطرك

How sweet! .... or salty?

!يا سمبوسة

!ما بدي أعرف شو هو هل شي

انت المهم انت الأهم .. وانت الحقيقة والوهم
كلمني ..عندي شي يشيل الهم

NAPOLEON BIN DOMINGO!

SALAM ALAYKOM, ESMI NAPOLEON, PILIPINI AL JINSIYA, SABAG AL AMEL BI MAZRA AL KHASHMAN MODEER SHOORTAH BI QASSIM, AL HIN ANA AL AMEL MUROR BI BARANGAY BAGUMBAYAN TAGUIG CITY. NAAM ANA NAPOLEON BIN DOMINGO HAJI MOHAMED ABDULRAHMAN FELICIANO

URID AN SADIK ENTA, YIMKEN !

Coz I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo

hello ..how r u ?? im 25 years old guy from jordan ..i want to ask u sumthing and plz take it seriously do u need a servant?? im not talking about a relationship and i dont mind if u have a bf,,im mean it a slave who knows well where is his place ..im willing to spend my life serving and under ur control ..i would do anything u order me to do i would lick the floor u walk on .
plz take it seriously and reply to me ASAP

When profile pictures turn nice... and good.

Hello how are you doing today ? my name is Larry you got a nice and good attraction can i know u more??

meow! (while walking my DOG in Amman)

bsst bsst!
Ar u bussycat?

When typing turns not so sweet...

Good morning,
Hi, i liked typing your name how sweet is it ?
will i don't know from where Shell i start but it deepens on your situation
are you married ?? Don't lie to me you know i can ask :P

By the way am interesting on you ":)

Regards

He likes his feet.... feet.... and feet!

Hi miss,
im jordanian live in riyadh and im a very submissive guy and a feet servant. do you care to be a mistress or a queen and have a feet slave for you (some one who will be under your feet care about your feet and obey all your orders and to make his face as a slipper to your feet) plz i wish to send to and be sure im a very nice and polit guy and im not crazy or sico it's just a thing that i feel it and i like to be in this place front the strong and nice girl (under her feet).
with all my respects kisses to your feet Miss.
your fauthful feet servant

this is hope...

Hello, How are you? Hope you a well. I live in Amman, Jordan. I would like to talk you take time then who share in my heart where find for you. I will give you my number mobile, if you like send me sms and I will happy for you :) this is hope. Do you like sign language for deaf? I am forward to hear for you.

...يا جوجل إنت

!!ولك بدي أسميك جوجل عشان فيكي كل اشي بدور عليه

I bet I'm not...

Text u before but didn t hear back from u ...chou badda wasta ta ne7ke ma3ik (lebanese way) :P

don t u like to know new ppl aw cheyfe 7alik :P
i can bet you ' re going to smile after reading this ... :)

I own it ALL!

How are you doing today?
i hope you are having a nice 
time as usual.I just wanted to let you know that i am very 
impressed with your profile which really attracted me and 
paid my attention to write you, 
I Live in london.I am 6.0ft tall,
White in complexion.
a Good devoted
 christian man and also a Caring and Loving man 
I'm really
looking for Someone Honest,Caring,Romantic,Understanding,Intelligent,Respectful and Trust Worthy..WOW 
you own it all .
You are free to add me to your Yahoo chat List so that we can chat
No One Knows where the Right One Lives.

Thanks and Stay Bless

17's company...18's a crowd.

Hi, hope you don't mind the random message.  18 of us going out, should be a great laugh. Have you anything planned?

Shall we not and say we did?

I enjoy your profile. Shall we know more about your life?

سلطان الحب

لست احد سلاطين الحب , ولا ملكا من ملوك الهوى و لا املك الجرأة حتى افرض عليكي نفسي ولا املك المال , ولا املك عصا سحرية تجبركي على محبتي , ولكني املك خشبة لو شمطك فيها لافضح عرضك.

ههههههههههههههه

sniffle sniffle...

Habeebti, biddi amakhit 3aleeki, 3ashanik Fine!

To each their own...

aren't u the girl i met with the elbow fetish?

Are you looking for someone? (where can you be?!) - 80's dating video... for real!

The art of war...

Hi there
Friendship is like war , easy to start , difficult to end , impossible to forget .

Are you ready to start this war with me ?

السبيح المزيح مش فاضيلك

هايات عليكم
كيفك?
سمعت انك بدك تسابقني في السباحه شكلك ناسي اني ابن العقبه
وبنسبه لسؤالك والله مادخلت راسي انثى في عمان كلها
بلمناسبه بدي اغير اسمي مابينفع في عمان صخر قال
بمزح!
برنلك بس افضا
باي عليكم

Your profile sounds so gentle... I will send it pictures...

I’m just prowsing now in the Internet and found your profile at my and it captured my interest. please i will like us to hold a good relationship with a real love, I’m happy to look at your profile today, you sound so gentle to me that was why i fell very much interested in writing you,contact me through my personal box for more introduction, also i will send my pictures to yours so we know more about each others, i will be happy to see your response my dear,age or colour even distance can’t deny any genuine love, so please lets give our self a trial, thanks till i hear from you

Some sleaz, some cheese then a pretty please!

Sloth was never a sin of mine so today was an avalanche of events that piled up to me writing to you
Did I tell you that I had a very intelligent and high-voltage time” according to my standards “ with you ?
as for the FIFI debacle I do strongly ask of you as my new friend to shove this issue under the carpet as all Mid-Eastern drama and shame ends with a the burying of shame somewhere safe and unseen in the dark:)
You are an amazingly riveting person, and I do value that in human being
I do really look forward to seeing more of you soon dear soon
May you Strike lucky
Write me or call me soon when you can please:)
Peace

!!يا بايه شو متعوب عليه

حبيبتي…أحبك الله يقطع شكلك
حبيبتي… أحبك الله يخلف على اهلك
انا بدونك .....
متل الشارع بدون اناره متل التقاطع بدون اشاره

متل السلطه بدون خياره متل السواق بدون سياره
متل الحديقه بدون شجره متل الثور بدون بقره
متل الصحراء بدون بعير متل بوش بدون بلير
متل الأهبل بدون هبلة متل عنتر بدون عبله
آآآآه.....
انا النار وانتي الدخان انا الزلزال وانتي البركان

انا بدونك اضيع انا بدونك بالشوارع بصيع
انا بدونك متل الخروف بدون قطيع انا بدونك حالي فظيع
انا بدونك حمام من غير سيفون انا بدونك سلطة بدون ليمون
انا الكهرباء وانتي الليل
وانا مارق مريت جمب ابواب البيت
منشانك حنيت انا روميو وانتي جوليت

انا سوبرمان وانتي طيارته انا باتمان وانتي سيارته
انا عشانك اشتغل تاكسي انا الميراندا وانتي الببسي
انتي القشطه وانا الزيتون
انتي الجزيره وانا سبيس تون انتي بومبا وانا تيمون
انتي العراق وانا صدام انتي الهند وانا الافلام
يا اجمل من بنات المغرب واليونان آآآآآه ياريتك بنت الجيران

انا لعيونك بغلب جاكي شان واعبر المحيطات والخلجان
واصارع في حلبة الثيران يا احلى من شاكيرا وبرتني وكريستان
آآآه .. انا وانتي احلى معنى للحب
انا المتر وانتي الشبر ليش انتي الشبر ...؟؟؟
لان حبي إلك هالكبر لااا حبي لك أكبر من موج البحر
حبي لك كثر مافي العالم قهر

كثر مافي لبنان بنات حلوات كثر ما عند الوليد يختات
كثر مافي هولندا ورود كثر مافي امريكا يهود
كثر مافي الصومال مجاعه كثر مافي لبنان صياعه
ااااااه ... احـــبــــك

uummm.... ok!

hi kahalo kifak bas ana zabat my coumbeter

lost in translation?

slaw bbine hawre.

No relation to the Klingons? I WANNA KNOW!

Hi
i'm egyptian nationality , turkish roots , france education , in dubai in 1st french audit firm.
i hate to write o huuuge mail, i like b direct
simply I WANNA KNOW
Regards

!سامحي يا لولو... ما رح يوكلك

كيفك لولو :) انتي ما بتعرفيني !! بعرف " بس مو عارف ليه رفضتي طلب الصداقه
شووووو مارح نوكلك لولو عفوا :)
بس لولو المفروض الفنان يكون متواضع مع جمهوره ومعجبينو
وهاي ميزه الفنان الفنان الحقيقي " انو يحافظ عإنسانيته ..

واسف كثير عازعاجك :) سامحيني يا احلي لولو
باي

Special Offer!

ur so sweeet and so beauty
عرض خص ولفترة محدودة اتصل الان على الرقم ده واحصل على مكالمتين منى مجانا

wait u

Let the egg hunt begin!

Happy Easter!
Keef tel3o baydateeeek? : )

It's the thought that counts!

Hello,
Have a nice times.
please read all of words my invitation

firstly how are you . i hope to be fine
I don't know from by word can I start.

It's not flirting... it's a very valid question ok?!

hey u sure u r not angel ? seriously am not flirting i really wanna know i never seen beauty like urs before !! its soo WOOW !! plz reply me and tell me da answer coz i never ever seen angel before in real!

Long... but you HAVE TO read this...

I have read your profile. I have felt some sort of spiritual connection with you while reading it. I am interested to get to know you. I am looking for a nice girl to be my best friend and later on my wife. If you are interested, write back or send a flirt and I will send you my phone number .my email is . Don’t ask me to chat with you because I have no time for it.
Before I waste my time or yours, I like to tell you little negative stuff about me: I am an import with Australian citizenship. I speak very good English with a very bad accent. I am bit Chubby and I am happy the way I am so if you are looking for a toy boy, don’t bother. I am a man not a toy. What do u want a toy or a man? Are U a deep or shallow woman? Are you into looks?
I am well known to be a womanizer but I am willing to settle down with the right girl and be faithful to her. I have my own personal Islamic faith. I am Muslim and I don’t believe in Islamic sects such as Sunni or Shia. .... I like to go to Arabic night clubs and I will take you with me ... I am very stubborn...opinionated.... I don’t confirm with social morality ... I have my own.....I am unique in my opinions and believes ....and views about religion , politics and history ..Culture...morality. Do you want someone unique? Do you have a unique personality or a confirmative personality?
I am Gemini and I am two faces with almost everybody ... I don’t want to be two faces with you ....If I tell you my true opinion about somebody or about something ...I expect you to keep it secret .you will have too many secrets to keep ...can you keep my secrets ? Are you a secret keeper or a big mouth?
I have my own special diet ... I hate fast food and take away....are you junky who like to eat junk food or a princess who likes to eat healthy ?
Enough with bad stuff ... I am very successful businessman but I am very savvy ... (not stingy)....are you a successful woman who want a successful man or are you a loser who wants a loser?
I am very patient ... but when I lose my temper , stay out of my way ....I am not going to beat you ... I will scream in your face and my voice will reach new Zealand... so if you are a sissy girl .... Find a sissy boy cause I am a real man. Are you a sissy girl? If I lose my temper and I broke the glass or I scream in your face and you call police .it is the end of the relationship or marriage, you will be going to your parents and later to hellfire.... I will make sure you will be there.... lucky you are I don’t lose my temper very often …but who does not? Don’t you lose your temper sometimes and your scream reaches Malaysia?
I will give your freedom but freedom comes at a price. If you ever cheat on me, you and him will be dead and I will make sure I will get away with it .no, I don’t act on suspicion, I will have hard proof with me such as tapes ....I don’t care what you have done before me ... I will tell what I have done before you and I expect you to tell me what you have done before me. I promise you to be faithful to you and I expect you to be faithful to me. Are a woman of honor who does not think about cheating or consider it in any circumstances or you are an evil woman who does not want me cause she is afraid of the punishment cause she thinks she may cheat ?
I am not jealous...and I am not sus...you don’t have to wear hijab but you can not show your body parts.... You have to abide by my dress code....are you a woman who respect her body and does not exhibit it or you are a woman who likes to sell her body cheap ? If you want to sell your body and it is good enough, I am a buyer
If you ever want to get divorce from me one day ,I will give your wish a friendly divorce don’t expect to take any money from me ... I am not stupid and I don’t believe in Australian law that requires me to hand my hard earned money for you .. If you insist on taking to what you are entitled to under Australian law ...I will make sure u won t get it ....If you smart enough to manage to get it .... I will make sure you will be unhappy for the rest of your life.....even if I had to pay with my life for it ....you will be dead ... are you a decent woman who accept that or indecent one who will be after her ex money cause she is greedy and unfair and don’t believe in justice ? I believe Australian law is not fair for men or women ….
I believe in marital duties. If you don’t know what your marital duties are, I will write down for you and put in the wall in the bedroom. And in the kitchen... in case you forget......do you know your marital duties or you want me to write them down for you? Are you still a kid or what?
I very understand ....I am very savvy (not stingy) and expect you to be the same... Are you a savvy girl? Do u like to waste your money?
I am very loving and romantic ...If I love you ... I will make sure you are safe and protected and treasured and happy for the rest of your life....
I am not desperate or desperado ... I am very picky ....I am not picky about your looks.... I am very picky about the personality and the courage. I want a woman to be my best friend and my eternity partner... so far most women I have met don’t have the personality or the courage to commit to such a strong and truthful and unique man like myself ... a man who will tell it like it is. ... a man who is not afraid to tell them the truth about him and his secrets ....are you afraid of me? does u have enough courage to take an adventure with me? Do u have enough courage to commit to a real man like me or you want a sissy boy? I want a woman to take me as number one in her life , number one before her family , friend , kids and herself .I believe that behind every man success , there is a great woman , are you that woman ?

Brains and a VISA!

My name is xxx, I am a lecturer of biology and I am working at xxx University, I am 36 years old. I live in Oklahoma and I have a long visa to live in USA.

I am still single and I did not have any wife nor married before. I am seriously needed to have a partner for whole life to get marriage. My specialty is molecular genetics. I have been many countries before like Australia for studying, UK, News land, Thailand and France.

I will keep my partner on the focus of my heart and in GOD I trust to help us all.
If you are interested I am appreciating to reply me.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

stand, clap, and shaked. Aha!

Allah akbar how eyes could hurt, how come who gots wounded, can't be healed.

I thought eyelash softhearted, but eyelash never compassionate. When you gaves me the beautiful looks, my heart's stand,clap,and shaked. You drove me like clouds under the sky, and my eyes was lighting and a thunder was in my heart. Your beautiful eyes looks puzzle me, and made me think of your prettiness. yours eyes rewound me and poniard me again, i said mercy on me, your eyes said not enough. Do you thing the eyes are qualified, when the eyes take my heart and walked away. Anyway Arabian Rose, take it easy and dont be shoucked please.. :) Warm Regards

XXX

...مفعول به بايخ

ايش موقعي في الاعراب؟

Just Do It! I may wrong or right?

Salam Keefik? How are you, you look very beautiful tonight, and all the nights. Well i'm from that kind of people who can't hide his feeling or opionin about anybody and i hope that doesn't effect our friendship. I'm a very honest with you, tonight when i saw you using the lips stick and wearing T-shirt written on it ( Just Do It ) i felt, it's like a support to me to express the feeling that i have been hiding ! or maybe i put it togather like a puzzle and i figure out that you want me to express my feeling about you. I may wrong or right?!! but please no hard feeling if i'm wrong, or if i crossed the Redline by by misunderstand. Can you write me back with more exceplaination about what you think of what i have wrote to you? so i can know where should i stand at. As i said if i'm wrong i dont want to lose you as a great friend. I swear to allah i attracted to you from first time i saw you, and i never miss any class cause my eyes like to see you all the time. Also I could call you on the phone or face to face to tell you everything but i prefer not until i get the green light. I wanna say poams about your eyes maybe no body could discover the secrets in yours eyes, and i hope that you understand my poams.

Tray him... I dare ya!

i can be u r Boy frend if u like
gev u r self asecond chance
tray me what r u gona to lose ...
whiting to here frome u

Decipherable? Anyone?

شجرة باسقة

Beautiful doll ..
Why Hide behind your eyes daughters of Hieroglyphs?

Persistence

note: my first email account was disabled .. sorry and i did new one and send same msg to u from sent item msg.
hello dear ...
h r u? i saw ur profile and i know it's private and for that im sending to u and i hope if we can be friends... do that if u like to be friends, u can see my profile and ask me what u want .. then u can add me on messengers and talk, i like to talk more than writing but it's to way to talk continuously :)...
anyway, i hope to be friends and be friends in real life not on the internet just, so maybe after we know together well we will see our pictures and talk through mobile and maybe we will meet fact. im looking for real friendship and honest ppl, so see what r u looking for? then i hope if u will add me also send me msg ok :) i will wait ur msg, don't forget :)

my emails are:
xxx@hotmail.com
and
xxx@yahoo.com

and my mobiles number:
primary : 077xxxxx
secoundary: 079xxxxx

u can keep them if u wanna
nice to meet u
ur luck

Ware: Pottery, typically that of a specific type. Origin: Old English, waru.

hai
ha ware you
fine
I hope that you are okay
Do you get to know each other

Inspiration: Enrique Iglesias with a touch of Julio.

اتمنى لو كان في شفتاك شفائي..و احضانك ملجئي..و اتمنى لو كنا اصدقاء ..و اصدقاء..فان اعشق مطاردة شذى عابرة سبيل و اتوق لجسدك المبلل بالربيع

The (bit too freaky) fan

if u dont have any fan then u have one fan from today......listen,

I m a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig fan of ur eyes and ur lips.......doesnt matter wht u think but i m positive......ITS TRUE

Your pic is on my laptop's front page

The real deal... straight from the shores of love. With a broken heart. And a mermaid.

My name is xxx .... 36 yrs old .... I was born in Amman ..... Single and Alone ..... I'm working as an Engineer ....

I'm looking for serious relationship ....

Please give me chance ....

Looking for you
In the seas ... in oceans
Looking for u
In my tears ... in my eyes ... in my broken heart
Looking for u
In my fear ... in my madness
Where to find u?
Where to meet u?
Shall I die before I meet u?
U are real or fake?
I want u before it's too late
I want u before the disaster ... before the tornado
I want ur picture the last thing i see in my life
Hug me ... drown me in love tears ... in ur emotions ... in ur smell ... in ur smile
Where am i?
I don't know if it was me
I want u real not fake
I want u a mermaid swimming on the shore of my love
I want u my death and my life
Where to find u?
In desert or in drops of rain
I want u to take me to love world to be kings and queens of love
I'm so scared ... from unknown tomorrow
But trust I'll find u in clouds or trees
I'll find u
Coz a lover is born to be lover and die as one
With my love

من سيربح المليون (مع المافيا)؟

Hello my dear. Hey, want to marry a Russian millionair? I want you, my good woman. Come to my profile - you'll get surprise! You want what would you be good? Come to me baby.

The lonely bilingual.

ممكن أقدر اسمع صوتك
و أتمنى اقدر احصل على رقمك و بوعدك..اعمل أي شي عشان تكوني
cute and happy as always
ممكن حكيتلك أني عايش لحالي و محتاج لصديقة قريبة مني أنا رجعت
من الأمارات قبل فترة قصيرة..و فعلا محتاج لصديقة نقضي سوا أحلى أيام عمرنا..انتظرك

A serious case of... Verbal Diarrhea!

im mo>>>>>>>>>>>>> im a multipositional cheer monger looking for good times and happy endings! iv got itchy feet and a nosey ear and i just cant stop snooping into other peoples brains! got to stop really. what i dont have to stop tho is this adventure of mine which involves jordan, some kids and turnips!! so because jordan is involved im gonna travel to jordan now more often (much to the disapproval of my madam) and because most of the people iv met overthere are slightly overpacked with testosterone and wear big belt buckles, im a little disheartened by the amount of bordom i suffered overthere. my brother is out there doing medicin. im nothing like my brother but i love him too. unfortunatly, he laughs at my love for art and dosnt understand my enthusiam for design, so even the only one i love cannot stop me from yawwwwwwning//////this is were u come in, with ur fine art incling and ur knowladge/intelegent guesses of jordan and my eager eyes and hopefull mouth we can take over the fun ministry of jordan! ====================i know what ur thinkin tho, "what?!", but really what im tryin to say is that id like to hook up with seemingly cool people who can entertain me in exchange for smiles and optimism. i have a bengali girlfriend myself so i guess thats one thing we can talk about if we get bored, bengalis! im not tryin to woo u either, i just want to be friends! aww aint that sweet? go on add me!! double dare you! : )

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most attractive of them all? ... Me!

there is something attractive in your face;
i keep looking to your face i cant stop looking to your eyes what should i do.....;(

not naw... i'm busy.

hey

can we talk naw and be friend?

Fisrt my brother... WHAT?!.... and second... WHAT?!?

first my sister iam greeting you second you are beautiful girl so i want upgarayd me a friend because i like girls like you if i repear to thepoint so i want to you to send me a messege as passboli see you another time my dier and my eyes

shou sampateek!

! بع

hang on while i think about it... for ever.

do you marry me now? wow

Huh?!

just quick introduction so i won't be someone in your list

I loved what you wrote in "about me" section and when you said my song did you mean the once you have in the music section?

Looking forward to knowing you better

Why then why? then why? oh why!

TO MY LOVELY
LAST NIGHT WHEN I SAW THE MOON THROGH WINDOW I FELT MY HEART TOO HARD BUT I HAD A PARTY IN MY DREAM ,
I DECIDE TO DRAW A SINGLE STAR IN THE MIDDLE PAPER THEN I THOUGHT , WHY I DRAW ONE STAR ? WHY I FELT ALONE?
WHY I ALONE IN MY ROOM ? WHY I DRAW? WHYy THEN WHY? THEN WHY? MANY SUGGESTED , MANY SAID , SUDDNLY THAT I DECIDED IT MY LIFE NOT OWN , MY FELT NOT MY OWN BUT MY HEART NOY OWN ,MY SPIRIT DOWN DOWN DOWN EVERY THIGS DOWN ITS TOO SAD TO FELT MANY FELT ITS SAD
XZZZZZZZZZX FINALLY IN ACTULLY NOT FINALLY ITS END IN ACTULLY NOT END ITS FLY IN THE DARK WORD I HOPE TO DELET THOSE FELT

SIGNTURE
MY HEAT